Everyone calls me The Dude. Well, not everyone...more like barely anyone. Anyway, I'm getting off on a tangent. My legal name is Oscar Simbowski and I'm also the (self-proclaimed) bowling champion of Oasis Springs.
I'm a C+ high school student living at home with my parents.
My mom, Lisa, is an artist and my dad, Frank, is an assistant manager in Corporate Simlandia. They also manage to share an office at home when they aren't physically at work.
I'm a C+ high school student living at home with my parents.
My mom, Lisa, is an artist and my dad, Frank, is an assistant manager in Corporate Simlandia. They also manage to share an office at home when they aren't physically at work.
My best friend is Jack. He thinks he's a lot cooler than he actually is. We've been friends since kindergarten. Although, I actually spend a lot more time with Grandma and his Great Uncle.
See we are part of a bowling team -- The Funky Flamingos. Olga, Omar, Bobi, and myself. We've been playing together for the last 3 years. As I mentioned earlier, I'm the self-proclaimed bowling champ. We've always come in second, to my mortal enemy... The Lucky Strike.
Meet the Strikes. Their last name is actually Strike. Roy, Rita, Rebecca, and Roy Jr. the 3-year champions of Oasis Springs.
Although, if this story goes the way I want it to, they will need to change their name to the Unlucky Strike since the Funky Flamingos are going to take the trophy at the end of the season. (I'm still working on a better burn.)
The Dude is out (at least until chapter 2.)
